Diary of a haggard mother: ‘I-spy warning!’

omg! I have so got to be more careful when playing I-spy.

You may say that I spy would be a lovely game to play with the kids, well sure you’d be right, but not in our gaff oh no, my littlehorrorpoppit sure messed that one up, here’s what happened:

Lets set the scene, I’m with my boy, were talking school trip, train ride and teachers (lot’s). So I’m thinking this is a good time for I-spy, how wrong I was!

Me: “I spy with my little eye something beginning with f”

Take a guess; forest, fun, fast train, you know the usual stuff nothing too hard right?

But no, my darling littlehorrorpoppit aint picking none of these oh no and says in his most angelic and very loud voice: “f**k mummy?”

Yeah I know cute huh!, so after scraping myself off the floor, I replied no sweetheart I was thinking farm ok! then very quietly (where did you get that word from-well mum your always saying not to say the f word and it just popped into my head). Great knew it would be my fault!

So let this be a warning to you, I-spy is not always a safe bet!

Kids god love em!